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13.9.12

Diets are Blah!

Ugggghhhh! The dog's food is looking pretty enticing right about now. There ARE real chunks of meat in it. If anyone sees me resorting to getting on all fours beside my child furries, please kick me in the the butt, pick me up and slap me.

I have been trying to get eating healthful things in check. My apple and yogurt didn't taste like the box of Girl Scout Caramels I wanted to eat. Whoever says you get over craving the junk is a flat out liar. Even deep into changing my habits, I dream of bathing in pools of Oreos and milk. I guess I will keep gnawing of these lovely orange sticks and round red things until I get used to it and my reflection in the mirror doesn't make me jump back in disgust when I walk by.

So here I go, dragging my feet to grab my yoga mat and praying my next downward dog is accomplished sans face-plant. Then off to boot camp at the butt crack of dawn. This body better be getting healthy and svelte soon. I'm bound to be that chic living in her bed ordering take-out. #prayingformyself



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